III
THE POW-WOW MEN
It is the Scotchman's
boast that the Scotchman has always figured portentously in the councils of the civilised nations. In France, in Germany, and even in unbeautiful Russia, Scotchmen have
established themselves and at time and time risen to positions of
considerable political power. And if we are to
credit Dr. Hill Burton, this has always been an
excellent thing for the nations concerned. According to Dr. Burton, if the Scotch did not entirely build up the France of the Middle Ages they had a
mighty big finger in the
process, and we are asked to believe by the same
authority that it is the
strain of Scotch blood in the veins of the French which has assisted very materially in[43] making the fortunes of that singularly
fascinating and
ingenious people.[14] The
subject is a large one, and much that is
edifying has been written about it, not only by Scotchmen, but by
various foreign authors. On the whole, perhaps, Europe has not done so badly with her Scots, the
reason being that she never allowed them to be any Scotcher than she could help, and turned them out the
minute they became
aggressive. In England, however, the more Scotch and the more
aggressive the Scot becomes the more we seem to like him. At the present
moment England is
virtually being run by the Scotch. In the House of Commons the Leader of the Government-and
practically the
autocrat of[44] the Assembly-is the Right Honourable Arthur James Balfour, a
philosopher from Scotland, who is so Scotch that he plays golf. And the Leader of the Opposition, save the mark! of an Opposition which, in a
constitution like the British, carries upon its shoulders the heaviest responsibilities, is Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, also a Scotchman, and if the truth must be told, a
dullard. And in the way of a third party, which will imperialise with the Government and
cackle of
reform with the Opposition, we have the Liberal Leaguers, headed by that
proud chieftain of the pudding race-the Right Honourable the Earl of Rosebery. So that at the front of each of the three great
political forces of Britain-the forces which, when all is said,
mean everything to Britain as a
nation-there stands firm and
erect some sort of a Caledonian. Such a
condition of things has never existed in England before, and in the light of
recent political happenings it is devoutly to be hoped that it will never
exist again. Since Mr. Balfour and Sir Henry[45] Campbell-Bannerman came into the offices they hold, England has been going
steadily down-hill. At no
period in her history have her enemies been so thick on the ground and so
exultant and sure of themselves as they are at present, and at no
period in her history has her
prestige been at so low an
ebb. Politically she has come to count as a little less than France and more than Spain. Formerly she led the nations-now she is
content to walk humbly in line with them. Formerly she led the band, now she is
merely third
trombone player. Formerly, if she went to war, it was with nations of ponderability and for high principles; until the other day, she was draining her best blood and getting rid of one and a half millions of money weekly in a
struggle with a handful of freebooters, got up and fomented largely in the interests of the children of Israel. At the time of writing Consols are at 94 and the Income Tax is 1s. 2d. in the pound, which shows what managers the Scotch are. Also Government, in so far as Government means the
steady development[46] of the higher interests of the
state at home and in the colonies, is at a dead
standstill. The
march of
reform has been checked. Progress in the wide sense of the
term is no more
thought of. The
legislative mill grinds
heavily along and the grist amounts to nothing; in the seats of the
mighty,-in the seats of Benjamin Disraeli and William Ewart Gladstone,-there blandly smiles Balfour and dodders Campbell-Bannerman. Mr. Balfour, golfer, and, for aught I know to the
contrary, curler and hammer-putter, plays what he is pleased to call the game. Now the game is no new thing. Practically it is a
development of that childish
pastime known as "Jack's on his Island." On Mr. Balfour's
island grows the green
bay tree of
power, and to live snugly under the shade of that tree, no
matter what comes, is, in the view of Mr. Balfour, the game. It is with him a question of what can I do for England, having due regard to the exigencies of the game? Hence does he
seek and bring along young
talent. Having found your young
talent,[47] you must make quite sure, not of its talentedness, but of its
unwavering disposition to play the game. Will it be
loyal to the Balfour? Can you
depend upon it to stick by the Balfour though the heavens fall and it thunder to the tune of Green Sleeves? Anything that will
subscribe to the Test Act of the Balfour is young
talent. Hence it comes to pass that at the War Office we have had that
shallow,
dandy Wyndham. He is a protégé of the Balfour, even as the Balfour is the nephew of his uncle. And he plays the game. When matters at the War Office became too vasty for him he was shovelled by the Balfour into the Chief Secretaryship for Ireland. Even the Balfour and his friends are
fain to
admit that Mr. Wyndham has done no more for Ireland than he did for the War Office. Yet he plays the game, and so does the Balfour, and everything is
right as
right can be. In Mr. Wyndham's old place at the War Office we have that
excellent dabbler, Mr. Brodrick. Mr. Brodrick, like the House of Lords, has always been exceedingly[48] busy doing nothing and doing it very well. Periodically he stands on his hind legs in the Commons and trots out
tremendous schemes, all of which end pleasantly in smoke. The rottenness of the British Army is no
affair of his; it was
rotten when he first made its acquaintance-it will be just as
rotten when he leaves Pall Mall. Underneath the terrific
expenditure necessitated by the war there are jobs and scandals of the gravest sort, and Mr. Brodrick knows nothing about them. His business is to
vindicate the characters of fribbling officers and gentlemen, to lay on
praise of the British
soldier with a
trowel, and to
assure the world at large that the persons who have brought charges against army contractors have brought those charges simply because the contractors' names are un-English and
consequently not pleasing to the British
commercial mind. He it is, in short, who allows himself to be put up as a sort of sand-bag in front of the Government, guaranteed to
ward off all attacks by simply sitting tight and
remaining as dumb as an[49] oyster. He was no
doubt told when he took up his present dignities that the Balfour would expect him to play the game, and, being a good man, he is playing it.
For the rest of them one man only needs be discussed. He is a Birmingham man, Joseph Chamberlain by name. The Balfour took him over from the other side, and, in
spite of all his faults, gave him a warm Scotch welcome and set him high in the Balfourian councils. From that day to this the Balfour has looked upon him
askance and wished him anywhere but where he is; but the Balfour is Scotch and he lacks the
pluck to get rid of the Birmingham gentleman, because it
might cost them something. The Birmingham gentleman, knowing the Balfour to be Scotch, defies him.
On the other side, as we have said, there is poor, dear old Sir 'Enry of the double-barrelled Scotch name, which the
economical have reduced to C.-B. On the whole, C.-B. is about as
pathetic a
figure as one can find[50] in history; he is the type and flower of your Scotchman lifted to the pinnacles. Sooner or later he was
bound to make a mess of it, and, lacking the blood of Liverpool which delayed Mr. Gladstone's downfall for so many years, he made it sooner. From the first he has been the laughing-
stock, not only of the Government, and, for that
matter, of Europe, but also of his own party. He lolls enthroned on the front Opposition Bench, shoulder to shoulder with trusty lieutenants who never
obey him, and backed up by
political friends who put no
trust in him. On the day that he took the party by the nose, the party dropped off, and all that remains to C.-B. is the nose. To this
relic of
ambition realised he clings with true Scottish
pertinacity. He has wrapped it up in a napkin and hidden it;
probably it will never again be found, inasmuch as C.-B. is
invariably too
bewildered to know what he is doing. Harcourt bewilders him, Asquith bewilders him, Morley bewilders him, and latterly there has come that crowning
bewilderment of them all, Lord Rosebery.[51] C.-B. will go
bewildered through whatever remains to him of his
term of
office, and when Liberalism takes
thought to get properly rid of him, he will be more
bewildered still. He is too Scotch to
perceive that nobody wants him, and if he saw it he is too Scotch to go.
As for Lord Rosebery, the less said about him the better. He is of Scotch
stock, and he had the good
fortune to be born of an English mother. But the Scotch blood in him, the Scotch ineptitudes, the Scotch
lack of
force prevail. He does everything by turns and nothing long. Like Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, he failed as a
leader. The statesman in him does not
possess him; it was a
mere detail and a small one. As an
active politician he had to look around for a
model upon whom to
shape himself. No Scotchman can make the smallest sort of mark, whether it be in
politics or anything else, without such a
model. And in his middle and later periods, at any rate, Lord Rosebery has modelled himself upon Mr.[52] Augustine Birrell, and as is usual with Scotchmen, he has
practically ousted Mr. Birrell from the position of
wit-monger to the Liberal party. In the House of Commons Mr. Birrell made a
reputation, not because he was a statesman or an
orator, but because he had a
habit of firing off a kind of loose
wit which passes in the House of Commons for
epigram. When he
spoke, the House was sure to be in a
roar within the half-hour, and one or two of the phrases he made became texts for
leader-writers and made good "
quote" in Liberal speeches. With true Scottish
enterprise, Lord Rosebery
determined to be a second and a greater Birrell. He has succeeded. In the House of Lords he enjoys a
reputation for saying things. He is also credited, as was Mr. Birrell, with a nice taste in letters. And, like Mr. Birrell, he is not infrequently asked down to Little Puddlington in order to help in the
celebration of the centenaries of Little Puddlington's locally born geniuses. He
dare no more make a
serious speech, either in the House of Lords[53] or at Little Puddlington, than he
dare call Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman out of his name. Fireworks are
expected from him, and if they were not
forthcoming, there would be no Lord Rosebery. He passes for a great
empire builder, and along with the
worthy Dr. Jameson he figures among the executors of the late Mr. Rhodes's will. He is the
founder and President of the New Liberal League, which will have nothing to do with Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, but his
personal friendship with Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman continues, and Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman is
certainly not mentioned in Mr. Cecil Rhodes's will. In
effect, Lord Rosebery amounts to little more than nothing. The Liberal League, which was to make a great to-do in most matters appertaining to Liberalism and
government, fizzled like a bad squib for three or four weeks, and then Lord Rosebery went to Nice. That is exactly the man. When his time comes, when the country wants him, when Liberalism wants him,-when, in
fact, anybody[54] wants him,-he says, "Yes, yes, I am here," and
immediately starts either for Nice or Epsom. Scotch
modesty overcomes him. Scotch
caution says, "You know you are a fool; be
careful to
avoid ultimate risks." Scotch
cowardice says, "If you go into
battle you may get hurt. Nice is much nicer." In newspaper columns Lord Rosebery's speeches read admirably, providing you do not
study them too closely, but any person who has been present in the House of Lords what time his Lordship was on his legs must have gone away with shattered illusions. Even as C.-B. stutters and blunders and grabs for his words in the circumambient air, so Lord Rosebery cackles and sentimentalises. In
appearance he is of about the build and body of a draper. His voice is that of an anæmic
curate. There are always tears in it at the wrong places, and on the whole it makes you laugh. And having spoken, he trots out like a Scotch
sparrow, and with hat a-tilt and arms under his coat-tails poises himself perkily on the steps of the
entrance[55] to St. Stephen's Hall, and waits for his
carriage to take him off to the
station, and so to Epsom or Nice. On the
turf his
reputation is exactly the same in kind as his
reputation in
politics. He is as
variable as the shade and as changeable as the moons. Sometimes he does
brilliant things, but he cannot keep them up. In
brief he is half Scotch and half soda.
It is to these
redoubtable Scotch persons that England is looking for good
government, and
hence it comes to pass that of late she has had to
govern herself. Out of Scotchmen you can get little that is business-like and little that is
dignified, at any rate where statesmanship is concerned. Their ambitions are
illimitable, but their powers of
execution not worth counting. They will fight from behind cover to more or less
bitter and
ignominious ends, but, like the Boer farmers, to whom in many large respects they bear the most
striking resemblances, they never know when they are beaten, and their
warfare deteriorates into
mere brigandism and[56] filibustering. When Britain was ruled by Englishmen she wore the
epithet Great by good
right; since she has been ruled by Scotchmen she has well
nigh lost it.